inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero)

legs-are-just-for-show:

"ALRIGHT BETTER USE THESE EXPENSIVE HEALING ITEMS BEFORE ENTERING THE NEXT ROOM"

*the next room is a save point that completely heals your health*

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thereal-noah:

What

(Source: shemolaxing)

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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(Source: cloudtxt)

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

(Source: goatpolice)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho)